Christopher Robin Inquires as to My Whereabouts

Hey there, Erin Bear! Are you okay? I haven't heard from you in ages. I've got a whole pile of stuff from Pooh and the gang. Mostly from Pooh; he got so excited at the idea of being published, even if he's never heard of the Internet and imagined it was some sort of net for getting into beehives. Let's get together for a picnic before the summer's out. Pooh's saving a jar of honey for you, and I don't have the heart to tell him you don't like it. Write back soon!
Maturely,
Chris (Don't you think the two-name thing is getting a bit old?)