Tigger Tries to Initiate a Game of Poohsticks

Hey there, Donkey Boy! You know, the sky's as grey today as you are! I was wonderin' if you might be up for that rematch you've been promisin' me. I'm s'posed to be the athleticky one around here. How come you're so much better than me at tossin' sticks? Anyhoo, today I found a whole bunch of sticks layin' around every whichyway, and they'd be perfect for a Poohsticks tournament. Whaddya say?
Expectantly,
Tigger